Huh.

artisticmorgan:

Imagine you come out of a tooth transplant in 1899…”Arthur I’m alive!” you scream…”who do you fink gave you the teef?” he says, smiling

lovetechnique:

sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.

stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

gentle-outlaw:

Yee haw :’)

doubletranquility:

my favorite trope is the thing star trek does where when a character lists something and they’ll list real things/people but add 1 thats fictional, like “great writers such as shakespeare, robert frost, edgar allan poe and zaxar the giant rat man“

(Source: attackofthebteam)

shorthistorian:

professorsparklepants:

marisatomay:

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare

Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.

(Source: marisatomay)

cannibalchicken:

cannibalchicken:

leviathan-supersystem:

thepeacockangel:

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”